Fashion Tips for Those Over 40!

Hi...just a few fashion tips as we grow older.....

Many of us (those over 40, WAY over 40 or hovering near 40) are
quite confused about how we should present ourselves. We're unsure about
the kind of image we are projecting and whether or not we are correct as
we try to conform to current fashions. Despite what you may have seen
on the streets, the following combinations DO NOT go together and
should be avoided:

1. A nose ring and bifocals
2. Spiked hair and bald spots
3. A pierced tongue and dentures
4. Miniskirts and support hose
5. Ankle bracelets and corn pads
6. Speedo's and cellulite
7. A belly button ring and a gall bladder surgery scar
8. Unbuttoned disco shirts and a heart monitor
9. Midriff shirts and a midriff bulge
10. Bikinis and liver spots
11. Short shorts and varicose veins
12. Inline skates and a walker

And last, but not least . . . my personal favorite:

13. Thongs and Depends

Please keep these basic guidelines foremost in your mind when you shop